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Jokes
Just for fun, here's some pretty sad Koi jokes for you!
1. Why did the fish leave a false name?
Because he wanted to be Koi.
2. Did you hear about the happy Kohaku?
He was HI on life.
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
4. Why did the Koi get fat?
Because his scales were broken.
5. How does the brown Koi like his food?
Cha-Grilled.
6. Why did the female Shusui always go for the tri colour ed Koi?
Because they could always Show-a, a good time.
7. What did the Terminator koi say to the other Koi?
I'll be Bekko.
8. What do you call a slippery news reporter?
Koi-respondent.
9. What do you get if you cross a Wolf with a Koi?
A Koiotie.
10. Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
11. What do you call a koi who performs magic?
Magikarp.
12. What do female koi call a handsome tosai male koi?
A koi-toy!
13. What did the male koi say to the female koi?
I'll showa mine if you showa yours!
14. What travels down a river at 100 mph?
A Motor-Pike And Side-Carp!
15. A koi walks in to a library and says have you got any books on suicide?
The owner said we used to but they never seem to come back
16. What would Captain Cook say to a Koi?
A-kio there !!
17. Two fish in a tank one says to the other one
“how do you drive this thing”
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